We have new neighbours on Alberta Avenue, who have a delightful kitten who sits in the window, plays with the curtains and lays in the sun. When they leave the house I wondered, “what does he do all day?”
This is what I imagined…
I sit up here so loftily
Waiting for them to turn the key
My kingdom then is left to me
It’s poetry for kittens!
The dog’s tied up, more fun for me,
Knocking the ornaments from the tree
They crack and smash on the floor
Tee, hee
It’s poetry for kittens!
I’ve killed a mouse to impress the spouse
And put it inside the gingerbread house
My people will love it—I’m into the souse
It’s poetry for kittens!
Ho, Ho, the fridge is not tightly closed
I push it open with furry repose
Turkey leftovers, I’ll have some of those
It’s poetry for kittens!
Someone left my laser toy on,
I’ll play with it ‘till early dawn
And find the catnip turns me on
It’s poetry for kittens!
I need no Frosty or Santa Claus to give this kitten a Christmas pause
Her nylons left out, I’ll shred with my claws
It’s poetry for kittens!
So when I’ve ate and played no end
Then shredded the pillows upon their bed
I’ll find a place to lay my head
It’s poetry for kittens!